Archive for January, 2008

PHP scales. There, I said it.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

…well, actually, I didn’t say it, a website about Java said it!

PHP scales. There, I said it. The word on the street is that “Java scales and PHP doesn’t.” The word on the street is wrong, and PHP needs someone to stand up and tell the truth: that it does scale.

Source: OnJava.com

We occasionally have to justify to clients why we choose to develop applications in PHP, so I thought I’d blog about it here.

A recent article on CIO.com slating the PHP programming language for security, scalability and performance has sparked a frenzy in the PHP community prompting lots of comments arguing to the contrary.

The author’s uninformed conclusion is sadly typical of a lot people in the industry, who’ve heard from their mate in the banking world, that if you want secure, high performance scalable web apps, you’ve got to go with Java.
This is simply not the case, and here’s why:

  1. A highly skilled development team is much more important than your choice of language. Sloppy programming can cause security issues? This is true of any language.
  2. A poorly designed system is, a poorly designed system - regardless of what technologies were selected for implementation. Poor implementation will cause any project to have problems regardless of size. To blame a language for poor decisions or bad practices is just silly.
  3. PHP has come a long way, and with the right developer PHP can be as powerful, scalable and reliable as any other language.
  4. Yahoo, Facebook, Wikipedia, Technorati, Digg, Flickr, Friendster and countless other extremely high traffic websites are powered by PHP.
  5. PHP allows applications to be developed far quicker than Java.

So hot it hurts

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Revolution Magazine is launching its first ever Valentines league in 2008 in a bid to find the sexiest me and women in the digital industry.

Five by Five’s team are so hot it hurts so we fielded a stunning team to take on the best of the rest.

Kat

Kad

Perhaps you didn’t know the answer to the quiz question: “What is Estonia’s most beautiful work of art?” Now you do…

Mike

Mike

Mike’s attraction goes beyond his devastatingly rugged good looks and is really highlighted by his razor sharp wit, enormous… intellect and happy-go-lucky lifestyle. Let Mike entice you into his “Web2.0 of love” and rock your World!

Nicky

Nicky

Nicky is like the perfect dry martini – tall, cool, blonde and, whilst never shaken, easily stirred

Ben

Ben

Why should Ben head up your eligible list? He’s more of an espresso than a latte; small, dark, strong and extremely tasty.

Ross

Ross

Uber-cool, fresh, skater boy, funky, fashionable, creative, graftastic, sexy, rock’n’roll, fun, honest, blonde, party animal, good company,
inspired, hugely-talented, Welsh!.

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Katrina

She’s stylish, charismatic, with a passion for vintage chic with a bit of cheek. Gorgeous, vivacious and curvaceous, she ticks all
boxes!

Balls to last.fm

Monday, January 14th, 2008

I have just seen a blog post from the guys at last.fm which left me thinking back to the old days of the dot-com boom. The guys decided, over a couple of drinks, that’d be a great idea to fill a meeting room up with the types of balls you’d find in a ball pit in Butlins! All I can say guys is I salute you and do you have any tips I can use to persuade my boss this is a good use of resource ;-)

Digital Advertising beats TV (in 2009)

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Hold on to your hats….not only has Google’s revenue overtaken ITV’s, but a report from WPP division Group M has concluded that revenues from digital advertising will overtake TV in the UK by 2009. The report claimed that internet ad spend will jump by more than 30% to £3.4b in the next 12 months. Meanwhile TV advertising will grow by less than 1% in the same period.